Then after I have a lot of new growth I’m going
Then after I finish my pink tube of dye I’m going to go to the salon and dye it
after blue, idk
So I realized the text messages I send to people have no substance. Whatevs. I like to send people random weird shit because I’m bored and I like to laugh at myself. I think that I’m very entertaining. Very very entertaining and it’s sad that some people don’t think so, it really is.
I wrote this thing it’s not a story–okay let me give context. I have a blog on Medium where I post stories/poems and I wrote this thing that’s not really a story it’s like part of a conversation that should be in a story. Anyway, in my head this girl and her friend are hanging out talking about shit and one friend starts talking about how her boyfriend broke up with her. On the blog I didn’t give context. This is what I wrote:
“He’s like in his whiny voice, ‘It’s okay babe everything is going to be alright.’ Then he frickin breaks up with me! So let me tell you what I did. This is exactly what I did. I punched him in the eye and said, ‘Fuck niggas, get money!’ Then I tell him to get out of my house. So he runs out and I go shopping. Because I don’t need a man!”
My point is that this is really funny to me! I like to read it out loud, it make me laugh hard!